dual fellatio

Two girls, one dick.

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."

by Big Thor September 6, 2009

The Decree of Dual Desires

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.

Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!

by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014

dual-hatted

Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties

Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.

I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.

by I-95 journey man July 31, 2010

Dualy

(Doo-lee) A Hundred Dollar Bill. Made up of 2 Ulies. A Uly is a 50 dollar bill, named for Ulysses Grant who's face appears on it.

"Nigga, I bet you a dualy you cayn't jump that mu-fuckin' fence"

by Steve Jordan November 8, 2007

dualies

(n.) the large double wheels found on the rear of heavy duty pickup trucks.

Dan's F350 would be sweet if it weren't for those ridiculous dualies on the ass.

by Meg December 16, 2004

dual-wield

(v.) To carry and use two single-hand weapons at the same time; often associated with Halo 2, although it is featured in many other FPS titles as well.

"Dude, dual-wielding magnums is like going cowboy, yo!"

by Some call me...Tim. February 22, 2005

DUAN

Deadspin Up All Night, the last thread of the day on the sports blog Deadspin. Traditionally an open thread where commenters socialize, in contrast to the rest of the day's articles where commentary is strictly related to the article under discussion.

DUAN So, I'm making a roast tonight, any recipes for a dry rub?

by Leitch's Minion January 14, 2011