Drunken Nonsense

Speaking gibberish or talking about shit that is either nonsensical, or non-understandable.

"William was speaking that drunken nonsense last night. He mentioned something about having a religious experience after fucking a mermaid."

by Brizzly Bear August 19, 2013

Drunklish

The combination of being drunk and attempting to speak English. Usually best personified by the drunkest person at a party trying to play a board game.

He only spoke drunklish after a dozen beers and sounded like his mouth was full of marbles.

by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014

Druncle

The uncle that gets hammered at family gatherings.

Your druncle Josh is wasted all day, every day.

by Rose527 May 3, 2017

Drunken Elephant

When you teabag someone in the Roman War Helmet formation (placing one testical in each eye so the penis hangs down the nose to resemble a Roman War Helmet) and they begin to struggle causing your now flaccid member to bounce about Thierry face like the trunk of a stumbling drunk elephant.

I had her in a perfect Roman war helmet until she awoke horrified and it devolved into a drunken elephant, she sucks.

by Torrid Feltchgoddess January 8, 2018

Drunklingler

When you have had two gins five glasses of wine and a beer and are now drunk and accidentally call the Chinese takeaway asking for a chicken kebab and some fish and they hang up on you and tell you to stop being silly

Lats night I was soooo drunklingler like you wouldn't believe it.

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

dunklesexual

when you love dunkleosteos

i identify as dunklesexual, i love dunkleosteos

by eeeeeudfsguifgsaiudfhif June 6, 2022

drunkbelieve

It's when you get so drunk that you don't remember everything that happened.. When you're friends start to fill you in on the nights experiences, you are like OHHHHHHHH I so KINDA remember that.. I just couldn't tell if it was real or drunkbelieve.

Do we really have to give examples? I'm sure you have been to drunkbelieve a time or two!!

by Miz, Pink, Shy June 20, 2007