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Five-a-drive

A small road trip which its primary objective is to purchase and consume small amounts of marijuana whilst driving. It's main advantage is the result of little to no incriminating evidence against the driver in case of being pulled over.
"yow dat fiva drive wa wicked"

"wanna go for a five-a-drive awa?"
by horsethefan July 23, 2009
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jump drive

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.
Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."
by sixtyninesofine July 17, 2010
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Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.
Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.
by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008
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hard drive

An object mounted inside a computer that holds data. Not to be confused with the computer itself, the hard drive in the average desktop computer is made of metal and is about the size of a mass-market paperback book.
He said he was having a problem with a port on the hard drive... of course he'd actually blown the controller chip on his USB card and the hard drive was just fine. I didn't know whether to applaud the fact that he knew what the problem was or cry because he still didn't know the right words for it.
by Brian X October 21, 2003
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Skinny Driving

The practice of driving while totally nude. Akin to 'skinny dipping'.
"Last night Irene and I went skinny driving out in the country."
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Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.
Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.
by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021
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Drive-by Friendship

The act of suddenly and quickly encountering an old acquaintance or friend (you may or may not remember), who you have not spoken to in a long time. However, the person greets you and speaks to you as if you have been close friends the entire time before leaving in a hurry.
Person on the street: "Hey man! How's it going? How are your classes? Are you still seeing that girl? We should hang out more. Give me a text or call me. Seriously, let's hang out later! Bye!"

You: "What the...who was that? Sheesh, I hate drive-by friendship!"
by T-squared00 May 9, 2011
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