Bronze Doorknob

When A man Crams his arm into the vagina until it exits the anus covered in waste. Next the woman will grab his fist and rotate his arm inside of her loins for sexual gratification.

Last Night Laura and I tried our hand at a Bronze Doorknob. Needless to say, being a woman, she was all "sensitive" about it; and said she couldn't handle it....whata wuss.

by SatansAsshole January 16, 2011

russian doorknob

anything one wants it to be. a russian doorknob can be serious or sexual, playful or just an actual door knob in russia, whatever one wants it to be

you such a russian doorknob
i heard they preformed the russian doorknob last night
is that door knob from russia?

by i_am_what_i_am December 10, 2006

Wet Doorknob

When you cum in a sock and hang it on someone's doorknob. Simple as that.

I got so pissed at my father in-law, I pulled a wet doorknob on him.

by Schleepest July 31, 2016

doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom

oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

Doorknob

A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.

The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.

"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."

"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."

by Angelius October 29, 2009

Doorknob dick

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.

Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick

by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019

[dirty] doorknob

during sex, you lube up your fist, aim, and upper cut your partner in the ass almost hard enough to fist them. the partner will scream and grab the closest thing to them, mainly the doorknob out of the house.

tyler: dude, would you ever give kat a dirty doorknob?

stupid skinhead: yeah, and my brother in the same session.

by thunder shaft June 20, 2008