dookie balls

The little pebbly balls of feces that you expel from your anus. Usually used out of frustration instead of profanity.

"Oh no, I'm late for work ! Dookie balls" !!!

by PlAj $nip October 10, 2007

DOOKIE LINKS

a big fat gold chain

jamal's dookie links go great with his new gold-capped front teeth

by le roi the wigger June 23, 2003

Dookie

Term of endearment of the deepest of love.

Jesse: I love you, Dookie.
Christina: Aww, thanks midget face.!

by Fro Nasty August 27, 2016

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.

Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.

by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007

Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.

"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."

by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008

Dookiejuice

Diarrhea. Brownwater. The Runs. When one has liquid bowel movements.

Man, I had so much Spicy Thai food last night that I had to Dookiejuice so bad when I got up this morning.

by bronze hammers February 27, 2009