Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"
by psuchamp April 17, 2011

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
by Snailboy April 22, 2010

A group of fags that think they are sooooo good because they are smart, news flash they are not, so shut you gay ass up and shove a dildo up each others ass
by Harry not Harry November 20, 2018

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

When, during a video call on a program such as Skype, both parties fall asleep while not exiting the call.
Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend from out of town spent the night!
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.
by whenaroseisdenial August 31, 2013
