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ding dong ditch 

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

Ding dong Ping Pong 

The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.
Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.
Ding dong Ping Pong by AlanaRose October 17, 2016

ding dong dick 

a promiscuous lady who enjoys sexual intercourse with a penis every night, several times a night (a hoe)
"she went ding dong dickin with every guy in our school! what a whore!"
ding dong dick by mel and al December 9, 2014

ding dong rilly rally 

an expression used by old men to show their anger towards young football players
Coach: Josiah, get your ding dong rilly rally up in there!

Ding Dong Ding Ding 

Ding Dong Ding Ding is the sound my doorbell makes
Ding Dong Ding Ding by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

ding dong ditcher

1.a man who undergoes surgery to change his gender

2.a lesbian
ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha

ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks

ding dong ditcher by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009

Ding dong, yo 

A declarative statement of affirmation, usually used when putting down sucker MC's and wack ass busters.
"That was some cold shit. Ding dong, yo."
Ding dong, yo by daboz February 2, 2004