Damsel-In-Distress

She wants you to bail her out of every situation. You may offer her advice instead, but she'd rather just have your money. She is never satisfied with any situation, and usually nitpicks until the situation is ridiculously out-of-control.

Person A: Dude, ______ is having a really rough time. Maybe we should help her out.

Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"

by Crackerpants October 19, 2011

Jimmy Diesel

Slang for a two-cycle diesel engine manufactured back in the day by GM Diesel (later known as Detroit Diesel, later known as MTU) -- "Jimmy" being casual slang for "GM."

These newfangled engines may be better for the environment, but them Jimmy Diesels were tough as hell.

by Rico Detroit March 1, 2008

diesel

A fuel that, in the U.S., should be used in more passenger cars.

A VW Golf TDI (Diesel) will waste any hybrid out there performance-wise, and get just as good of mileage.

by shiznannigan December 26, 2003

Dioselyn

A girl who is amazing and always thinks of others. If you don't like her, you're stupid because she's very awesome. She loves going to church and is a very smart girl. She can be a little shy when you first meet her, but she warms up to you later and can be a very great friend. She likes to hunt for eagles, but is very picky when it comes to worms.

Wow, that Dioselyn girl is so nice! Hmm... must be because she's mormon!

by Sir Kraisin June 28, 2011

detroit diesel dunker

when she squats over your face and poops in your mouth.

she wanted to sit on my face and ride my nose, they flet the heat and before i know it she gave me a detroit diesel dunker.

by uncle beezy November 7, 2010

Diesel Finger

When you stick your finger in a chicks ass just before she comes. She bucks so wild and cums so hard your finger pops out! You know have diesel finger

I can still smell the Diesel Finger from last night with that hot blonde.

by Dirk J Kuberus August 16, 2009

dieselmonkey

a diesel monkey is a hyperactive ape

wow that orangutan is jumping around like a dieselmonkey

by jamezyhizzles July 2, 2009