jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres

Thats so jizz on dress

by Richard of armas November 4, 2021

if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

green dress

A phrase popularized by the outrageous mid-1970s group of party-crashing drag queens in and around the Dallas-Fort Worth area referencing marijuana. It could be a noun, adjective and verb, depending on usage.

While speaking over the phone, one might ask, "Are you wearing your green dress tonight?" That meant, "Are you bringing any weed tonight?"

Again, over the phone, "Honey, I'm sipping on a gimlet and wearing my favorite green dress!" That meant the person speaking was getting high while talking.

To invite someone over to get high, one would simply exclaim, "You've gotta come see my new green dress! It's so much prettier than the one I bought last month!"

A variation as a verb could be, "I'm dressing in green tonight!" That meant, "I can't wait to get stoned tonight!"

An adjective case could be, "She was wearing the greenest dress I've ever seen!" That meant, "I've never seen her so stoned!"

by Wilma Jean Deb June 26, 2007

little black dress

Prisoners’ nickname for the humiliating above-the-knees safety suit provided to prevent suicide during the transition to the state nuthouse.

As he realized the little black dress was hugging him in all the right places, he suddenly felt like a million bucks.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

funky fresh dress to impress

Supa Fly and dressed to bring in them haters.

Are you ready to hit tha club?
You lookin funky fresh dress to impress!

by yvette the o.g! November 11, 2006

All dressed up with nowhere to go

Being dressed in your best clothes, and having no party to go to.

cf. story of my life

I wanted to go out, but everyone was busy, so I was just at home, all dressed up with nowhere to go.

by The Esq. December 10, 2010

All-dressed chips

Chips that are topped with a bunch of flavorful ingredients that no one can really distinguish. We know for sure that there is defiantly some vinegar and a pepper in there, because it has a picture of it on the bag.

"yumm these chips are delish! What flavor are they?"

"They're all-dressed chips you dumb shit"

by thepersonwiththechips May 20, 2010