three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.

"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".

by Peter Preston July 6, 2007

dormmate

Someone you live with in a college dorm or apartment. You must share living space and bathrooms with these people, and you might have never met them before -- showering and dressing can be awkward.

Dude #1: "Is that your roommate?"

Dude#2: "No, that's my dormmate. He pees on the toilet seat all the time!"

by YesIAmThatGuy(OfCourse) March 6, 2012

dorm

a place to "crash" or "hang out man"

dude im going back to the dorm to crash or hang out man

by andrew yeh September 6, 2003

Doorman

That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an L.

Man, Dave makes an awesome doorman.

by Emo Dave May 4, 2004

Doormat

1. A weak ass insecure bitch (male or female) who gets pushed around and walked all over by some pushy cunty type-a personality garbage partner.

“Here’s the thing about ‘doormats’...They’re fun to walk on for a while, but eventually they get worn out.”

- Jenga

by Jenga23 August 2, 2019

doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")

A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?

by jakester1234 January 1, 2011

Dormitabis

"Dormitabis" is an Indie Horror Game based on the game series "Five Nights at Freddy's". It is commonly believed that it was created for the purpose of cashing in ad revenue, just like Five Nights at Freddy's is milked to death by it's creator Scott Cawthon. This however is not true. The game is simply still not finished because the main coder is a slacker and used to play more Overwatch than anything else.

"Did you hear that Dormitabis came out?"
"HAHA, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? That's never coming out!"

by Blackout1912 June 11, 2017