Mountain Dew 

A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!

"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"

Mountain Dew by InJecTeD_MeTaL November 5, 2005

pussy dew 

Its what you have on your dick after you bang a girl.

I need to take a shower because I have pussy dew on my dick and I am going over another girls place.

pussy dew by Terry A. Crawford,Jr. June 15, 2004

what it dew 

what it dew is like asking "what's up" or "hows it going" or "what you doing"

what it dew pimpin.

what it dew was made popular by dj screw of the S.U.C.

what it dew by Big Bodie April 27, 2006

gra-dew 

Anything gross.

Get that gra-dew away from me!

gra-dew by joseph March 10, 2004

alka-dew 

Hangover medication made by dropping alka-seltzer in mountain dew.

Last night was rough, I need an alka-dew.

alka-dew by rushfordlake April 23, 2009

Mt. Dew 

Simply put.... breast sweat

Stacy: OMG! Its soo hot out here!

Julie: I know. All these guys keep staring at my chest. If they only knew how much Mt. Dew I was making, they wouldn't be so intrested.

Mt. Dew by IcemanPDT October 6, 2011

mountain dew cum 

a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder

"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"

mountain dew cum by dikhed September 12, 2009