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Persons who lack natural intelligence that believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.
After the gradeworm failed to get straight A+s, his mother bashed him for 9 hours with a saucepan.
gradeworm by I am Dog August 28, 2005

Gradewhore 

A Gradewhore is an unpopular person who befriends people who are in grades above them, such as upperclassmen in Highschool, solely for the purpose of gaining clout. These people are the kind of people who finally get footing with those of older grades, then completely detatch ties with people they knew before they were "Hot Shit". These are the kind of people who don't know social boundaries and will cut the throats of those they hold dearly to get to the top, and are statistically the most likely to get pregnant by some senior by the time they're sophomores.

TL;DR, A school clout chaser.
Sienna: Yoo, did you hear that Freshman nobody ass bitch Jeanette left her friend at the beach alone to go hang with Brad and his crew?

Andrea: Yeah. Honestly, she's biting off wayy more than she can chew hanging with a bunch of seniors. Her friend deserves better.

Sienna: Jeanette is such a Gradewhore.
Gradewhore by Antidi January 24, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026