Distraction dance

Eating a burrito on the moon the act of eating a burrito on the moon.

While looking at someone distraction dance red killed you in comms and self reported

by Nononkno October 17, 2020

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.

Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

by Therealbgeezy August 6, 2015

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

creative destruction

A game your friend plays when he gets banned from fortnite by his mom

You: Are you gonna be on fortnite on the weekend

Your friend: Nah I can’t. But I’ll be on creative destruction

by KJ_Syth September 23, 2018

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011

weapon of ass destruction

A large gas pass; the result of gassy foods

Mexican food, beans, chili, fried foods

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003