noun, portmanteau of DEFCON and derp.
A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.
A measure of the retardation and/or general incompetence of a given situation, often to the point where the whole thing becomes unintentionally hilarious. Things subject to DERPCON measurements include but are not limited to sporting events, presidential elections, business meetings, and weddings.
The 2010 Tennessee-LSU game reached DERPCON 1 when Les Miles called a QB keeper with 30 seconds on the clock and no timeouts.
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the sending of Johnny Depp fans or admirers to a Depp related function, convention, movie premiere or public appearance. Also the pre-briefed hoardes of Depp related masses that are sent to overtake local Target stores on a Depp movie DVD release date.
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He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
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