Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

butt dial rejection

The act of getting butt dialed, but when you call the person back they explain to you that they really did not mean to call you.

Happens mostly to people with a first or last names that begin with the letter A.

Andrea: Johnny finally called me!!! ... dials his number back.

Johnny: My bad i must have butt dialed, peace

Andrea: Woah what a butt dial rejection

by Theman2525 May 10, 2010

Deception

Deception is a form of bribery fruad and blackmail

When Ben says deception he also means bribery...

by Benii Bra August 23, 2018

Magog's Deception

1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap

Magog's Deception failed in deceiving everyone.

by Kerington Industries October 16, 2005

Directioner

one directions super fan base! They love one direction and are called "The deadliest fanbase"

Person 1: I just love being a directioner!

Person 2: eww I hate directioners!

Person 1: Oh you did NOT just say that!

(Cat fight)

by MaggiReeler January 19, 2013

detention

What students hate to get but kinky adults love to play.

6th grade history class: Teacher - is that gum you are chewing? DETENTION!!!. Student - (fuuuccckkkk).

On a date: Girl - I have a school costume. Guy - (oh my god..) You are getting detention tonight! Girl - Panties get wet.

by otroppa November 28, 2009

rejectionitis

A temporarily debilitating emotional/physical manifestation of withdrawal resulting from perceived rejection.

The condition presents from equal amounts perceived rejection AND self-pity/sulking.

After his girlfriend stormed out and damaged his frail ego, he later refused to sleep with her/was unable to perform, citing his feelings of rejectionitis.

by smartcookie April 17, 2009