dexter nigger

A smart black person, or even one who looks smart, or has a nerdy name.

Barack Obama is a Dexter Nigger.
Urkel is a Dexter Nigger.
That black guy is wearing a sweater vest! Dexter Nigger!

by Dex Dex Dex December 14, 2008

dexter

A term given to a nerdy kid. Short for poindexter.

Hey look at dexter over there with his glasses! Going to math class? Dexter.

by ChaseM November 1, 2007

Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.

I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!

by wheaty January 2, 2009

deetering

The act (or lack thereof) of being lazy.

The newspaper almost didn't make it to press because the staff was so intent on deetering instead of working.

by Malcom XXX May 13, 2005

Dexter

A name given to a man who has the ability to tell you he loves you beyond your wildest dreams but still have a way of making you feel like the biggest bag of shit going

That guy has just been a right Dexter to me. There i was high on his words and there he goes kicking me in the stomach

by hadenough4now March 30, 2010

dexter

a person who is either addicted to or frequently uses the drug DXM

Look at that dexter, hes lost his mind!

by toucanman April 6, 2009

dexter

The act of finger-blasting your fartbox while tripping on dxm.

Charlie was tripping so hard that he gave himself a dexter in the middle of the party!

by CockNBalls54454 December 9, 2008