National Diarrhea Day is a day to celebrate the lava flow coming from your butthole. We have all experienced the pleasures of an upside down volcano before. So now is the time to celebrate this great holiday with your friends and families! Spread the word of National diarrhea day so more people can celebrate together!
Friend 1: "Hey! , wanna come to our National Diarrhea Day party? We're gonna play brown dodgeball in celebration!"
Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"
Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"
by Ebola123 February 25, 2017
Get the National Diarrhea Day mug.The act of saying something completely inappropriate unintentionally. This is for scenarios where it is greater than mild word vomit and happens with more information that has somehow fallen out of your mouth.
Girl 1: I don't know why Jordan has been acting so weird. It's probably because he loves me and is feeling embarrassed about it.
Girl 2: It's because he slept with me. And he thinks you're crazy. And annoying. And he is scared that you will like, kill him if he says anything. And he's been cheating on you with practically everyone we know, for like 2 years. Oh crap, I didn't mean to tell you any of that. I just had mouth diarrhea.
Girl 2: It's because he slept with me. And he thinks you're crazy. And annoying. And he is scared that you will like, kill him if he says anything. And he's been cheating on you with practically everyone we know, for like 2 years. Oh crap, I didn't mean to tell you any of that. I just had mouth diarrhea.
by PLBB782 August 4, 2008
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by Sassssy Sissy February 7, 2010
Get the Explosive Diarrhea mug.Chad : Wow Kiersten your hair is so silky & it smells so good!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Steve : Outta my way people I got Diarrhea!
Chad : Well that smell killed the mood!
Kiersten : Yeah and he got Diarrhea all over our shoes!
Chad : Hey asshole get over here Now!
Steve : Yes Boss!
Chad : Clean up your mess!
Steve : Ok! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh My God That's Disgusting!
Chad : Uh you missed a spot!
Steve : MMMMM!
Chad : Don't forget the trail you left on the floor too!
Steve : No problem I just love the taste of Diarrhea!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Steve : Outta my way people I got Diarrhea!
Chad : Well that smell killed the mood!
Kiersten : Yeah and he got Diarrhea all over our shoes!
Chad : Hey asshole get over here Now!
Steve : Yes Boss!
Chad : Clean up your mess!
Steve : Ok! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh My God That's Disgusting!
Chad : Uh you missed a spot!
Steve : MMMMM!
Chad : Don't forget the trail you left on the floor too!
Steve : No problem I just love the taste of Diarrhea!
by SlopNChop April 25, 2017
Get the Diarrhea mug.A situation where your semi-mexican friend has bragged too much about 'nothing being to hot for me' and has to prove it one night when eating wings.
Tony V. ate some hot-wings so blistering that when the explosvie diarrhea consumed him at 2am he screamed from his anus bursting into flames.
by WonderMonkey September 29, 2003
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Get the Diarrhea mug.the punch line of an insult used in northern New Jersey during the 60's and 70's. made no sense then, makes no sense now, but still kind of funny.
carly: man, you think you're hot shit in a wine glass, but you're just cold diarrhea in a paper cup.
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?
farley: that's so funny i forgot to laugh!
charlie: you're both about as funny as a cigarette machine in a cancer ward.
carly and farley: huh?
by earpuller January 1, 2006
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