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Danger Wank

Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
by Corey Martin January 16, 2007
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Dinger

In United States Marine Corps slang, a crack shot with a rifle; someone who is extremely proficient in marksmanship with small arms; a member of the USMC national rifle marksmanship team.
"I knew that Sergeant Jones was a real dinger when I saw him putting them in the ten-ring from the thousand yard line."
by JoeBeenthere July 2, 2009
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dangerwank

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>
by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
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Danger Day

November the 22nd

1) the day My Chemical Romance's 4th studio album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" was released. a day where you take caution, pump out the slaughtermatic sounds, and just love being a killjoy

2: the anniversary of President Kennedy's Assasination, could be observed as both rememberance for the president or simply a day to observe conspiracy theories
Guy #1: Dude its Danger Day

Guy #2: its the 22nd why are you celebrating Kennedy's assasination

Guy #1: I'm not I'm celebrating MCR's new cd

Guy #2: oh
by Party Poison November 25, 2010
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Granger Danger

when someone happens to fall in love with a girl who had been before perceived as a nerd. usually ends in the singing of a song.
Boy 1: That girl is such a nerd.
Boy 2: No she's not, she's really cool.
Boy 1: Oh, no.
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: You must have Granger Danger
Boy 2: I think I feel a song coming on.
by rentaninja October 7, 2010
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dangerball

A game played using a small bouncy ball. 3 or me people must be confined in a small area. Then, with little or no light, each person takes it in turn to throw the ball as hard as possible into a wall or ceiling. If you don't get hit, you win. Repeat for jokes and cokes.
Yo Bill, you wanna play some dangerball with me and Johsnon?

YEH MAN
by imamazed January 1, 2008
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dangerfun

Mixing alcohol with potentially safe activities in order to increase the fun level while also increasing the possibility of doing physical damage to yourself and the poor bastards around you.
a trampoline + copious amounts of alcohol = dangerfun
by c-lev and big sexy May 20, 2007
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