Diverdickulitis

When you were raped in prison and you can’t digest anything properly. Your asshole is so worn that you wear a diaper.

I was prison raped now I have Diverdickulitis

by Chilon February 6, 2020

Diversity Shield

When something is bad, but critiquing said thing isn't possible due to the diverse actions or portrayals that occur within.

A: I was bingeing shows on Netflix during Corona and I watched a really bad one called Another Life.
B: What's so bad about it?
A: Pretty much everything. To make sure it wasn't me I went to watch some reviews and noticed that any of them that didn't like the show will get people talking about how diverse the cast is or that there's a female lead.
B: But the shows still shit?
A: Oh yeah, but you can't say shit since the makers used their Diversity Shield to divert any genuine critical debate.

by NecromancyIsn'tInherentlyEvil April 8, 2022

Dhivehi

One of the hardest languages there is, national language of Maldives.

If you have Dhivehi in your exams, I will make sure to attend your funeral. Your average maldivian parent will beat the fuck out of you until you die with the "Iloshifathi"

girl1: I got Dhivehi exams tmrw
boy1: RIP
mom: you better pass or iloshifathi dheynan

by hot girl 69 from maldives January 18, 2023

Divemar

in the streets of Saudi Arabia lies a ghostly sight, Divemar Penior roams the nights. He dives at one touch, don’t let him catch you or you will pay the price. Penalties he needs the most, Diving is his greatest skill. Oh Divemar please don’t steal our penalties.

Divemar is looking for pens again, better watch out, bro.

by Tripped.cc September 19, 2023

Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 2, 2008

weasel diver

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.

"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."

by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008

Docker Diver

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.

Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.

by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010