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Jewish Cuckold

An average Jewish Cuckold white guy who is cuckolded with people of color by his Jewish girlfriend. More popular in the Northeast especially among young liberal couples. Jewish cuckold guys are totally chill about their girls cheating with POC.
"Um so Sarah... When you cuck Marc do you let him eat you out afterwards? Or do you let him put his little pink thing in you after you get fucked?"

"Morty loves when I have sex with Latin guys and come home and sit on his face. He jacks his little white thing off while I tell him about me having an actual orgasm from sex,"

"Marc is such a good Jewish Cuckold that he got a vasectomy and paid for Tyrone and I to visit his friends in Jamaica next month."
by Jacqueline Barrett & Marc Matz February 24, 2023
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Cuckosaurus Rex

A genus of the family Cuckold. Identified not simply by the recognition of archetypal cuck behavior in men, but also an accompanying tyrannical pride in his cucking. This behavior need not be objective cuckoldry, it needs only be the personality stereotypes found in men which are summarily taken advantage of by women.
I first identified Jimmy simply as a Beta male. After learning he had a girlfriend, I realized he was a Cuck. Then noticing the ways in which he is proud of how he lets his girlfriend get the better of him I concluded he was actually a Cuckosaurus Rex.
by RobertCapa June 30, 2018
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Custom Content

An addiction I have struggled with. I dont know how to stop. I stop for 1 minute, then relapse. Help
"Oh this custom content is soooOo good"
*deletes it all*
"fuck"
*downloads more*
CYCLE REPEATS
by depressed.llama July 27, 2018
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cusion

The word many illiterate people use when writing about their cousins (their uncle/aunties children) on the internet.
Facebook status: my cusions bought me a scarf for my Birthday this year! xoxo
Comment: you mean cousins, you dumb f@*&!!!!
by JayAayCee January 20, 2012
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Cuckold

A derogatory term for a man whose wife is or has been unfaithful.

A married man with an adulterous wife, but current usage sometimes extends the term informally to include cuckqueans (women with adulterous husbands), wittols (husbands who consent to their wife's extramarital sex), and non-married couples in analogous situations.

WORD HISTORY

The allusion to the cuckoo on which the word cuckold is based may not be appreciated by those unfamiliar with the nesting habits of certain varieties of this bird. The female of some Old World cuckoos lays its eggs in the nests of other birds, leaving them to be cared for by the resident nesters. This parasitic tendency has given the female bird a figurative reputation for unfaithfulness as well. Hence in Old French we find the word cucuault, composed of cocu, "cuckoo, cuckold," and the pejorative suffix -ald and used to designate a husband whose wife has wandered afield like the female cuckoo. An earlier assumed form of the Old French word was borrowed into Middle English by way of Anglo-Norman. Middle English cokewold, the ancestor of Modern English cuckold, is first recorded in a work written around 1250.
Im going shithouse with this bitch Im so about to make a cuckold of her!

High five brah! cuckold!
by St3als April 4, 2011
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custodio

A sexy beast asian dude and a freaking hotty and a awesome kisser
Custodio is sexy
by ASIANBOYYYYYYYYYYY April 28, 2017
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Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.
we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!
by Armondo72 November 12, 2010
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