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Commiyaboo

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Also called Commiaboo or Commeeaboo. This is a person who is very arragant and wants to install the authoritarian government of communism, these people however, say that this is a free item in a store, this is not how communism works and I will fucking bash whoever's fucking head with a hammer and slice the person's head open with a sickle
This commiyaboo is a fucking jackass
by DasWonton September 13, 2018
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Commit Madeleine Mccann

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Commit Madeleine McCann can be used to tell someone to get away and never come back
Gerry: I hate you
Kate: I hate you too commit Madeleine McCann
by Yay12344555 November 28, 2018
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The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021
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Commish

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Commish is another name for Commission but 100% different take the definition of Commission on www.investopedia.com

A commission is a service charge assessed by a broker or investment advisor for providing investment advice or handling purchases and sales of securities for a client. There are important differences between commissions and fees, at least in the way these words are used to describe professional advisors in the financial services industry.
www.investopedia.com/terms/c/commission.asp

Now read the meanings of Commish:
100% dependent on the work force performance without any arguments if there is they will have to go back on regular commissions no basic if the work force tries to take over the building the job becasue the manager is completely dependent on the earnings becasue he/she needs to pay the if there is the mortgage for the building and the work force 50% earnings from the work force from each individuals that's what they will all earn from there jobs for each days or weeks or months and years, from the 100% of what the work forces earning %50 of that is earned and goes towards %50 of the mortgage unless the manager sees that there are more pressing matters to pay for!?
"How much Commish do you earn then!?" "Same as you" "You know, the beautiful thing about all this Commish the world is earning, well some parts of the world it don't matter if your a man or woman its all the same earning's equal pay a!?"
by Goodie Tabliser June 30, 2022
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Chocolate Chumming

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Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.
Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.
by mosport76 April 5, 2016
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An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"
ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*
by Trains Lol October 12, 2018
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an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet
"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"

"john: BZZZRTTTT"

"jim:john?"
by fallboygo October 10, 2021
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