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I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
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A blood-sucking and heartless female who is known for sleeping around. Typically a vehicle used by sexually-transmitted diseases to spread themselves amongst the human population.
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!
Person 1: Dude I slept with that Crystal girl last night!
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!
Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...
Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...
Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!
Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...
Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...
Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.
by Crabsters February 6, 2010
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Get the Muff Crystals mug.Commonly used term in the later 1990's for "Crystal Methamphetamine", also known as "wordMeth/word", "Methamphetamine", "Pure", "P".
Occurs in crystals, measured by the point, which although theoretically is euqla to 1/10th of a metric gram, usually ends up being closer to 1/20th and you getting 0wned for teh drug money.
Commonly smoked with a glass pipe, and highly addictive. Note close relation to the wordmeth fiend/word, a crazed, agitated addict roaming around trying to get teh cash for teh crystal meth.
Occurs in crystals, measured by the point, which although theoretically is euqla to 1/10th of a metric gram, usually ends up being closer to 1/20th and you getting 0wned for teh drug money.
Commonly smoked with a glass pipe, and highly addictive. Note close relation to the wordmeth fiend/word, a crazed, agitated addict roaming around trying to get teh cash for teh crystal meth.
"Fuck dude, gimme some damn crystal meth!"
"I'm sorry, your son is addicted to crystal meth. He'll be in rehab for months."
"I'm sorry, your son is addicted to crystal meth. He'll be in rehab for months."
by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003
Get the crystal meth mug.Crystal is a beauty! She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart. She loves animals especially cats and would do anything for her best friend and mother. She is unique and you'll be blessed to have her in your life.
by Darlene Brown December 18, 2020
Get the Crystal mug.Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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