by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
Get the crunchy muffinmug. When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
by Dave-Landon March 23, 2019
Get the crunchy bernardmug. When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 20, 2010
Get the Crunchy Isolationmug. A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 5, 2019
Get the crunchy assholemug. by Horny torny February 23, 2019
Get the crunchy unclemug. by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019
Get the crunchy blowjobmug. by SavAvv January 9, 2022
Get the Coochie Crunchiesmug.