Croissant cookie

Someone with 2 sides.she loves eating sandwiches and she is a engineer.Can time travel and easily pull up all nighters.Is someone that most people can like and love

I called my friend a croissant cookie since she loves eating sandwiches.

by Galaxy.x October 26, 2022

Crodders

When you're so fucked that you are quadriplegic but also can't speak. Root word: qraudrapweegic

Mate im feeling fucken crodders, can you please wipe my bum for me?

by Sillyoldgaff February 9, 2023

Croil

Short for crawfish boil.

Hey Clyde, are you going to the croil on the bayou. "No, I'm having my own croil. Come on over."

by mlack a lock March 4, 2023

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023

crodatious bingles

verb-
to be upset but not sad

noun-
dog(s)

noun- oh i died at this game crodatious bingle!

verb- I have 2 crodatious bingles

by a really really smart man September 30, 2023

Cridiot

A big Lazy guy who drinks yingaling bets on sports and buys shoes all day (Chris).

Man my step dad is always being a cridiot!

by AdizzyDaglizzy October 15, 2023

Absolute Croissant

A less harsh way of insulting someone by using food as cover to your overly attached persona to swear words.

Person 1: "I think the moon landing was faked"
You: "Please shut your face, you absolute croissant"

by Don'tknowwhatyou'retalkingbout May 22, 2016