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Lara Croft's transgenderal dick.
Man, Tomb Raider is so fun..... Well, unless Lara pulls out a meaty croft cock on ya!
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the neigborhood Crofton use to be a very rich white family friendly niegborhood and it had it's first murder 20 years after it officaly became a town but since it borders bowie and other pg county neigborhoods blacks slowly started to move here and partsd of crofton like the meadows and mews that have less exspentive houses started having more black people living in these parts of crofton and then we had the great snake heads wars were lots of men lost their lifes and after that problem around 2006 major crimes started happening but not as much as glen burnie but more then crofton ever had brfore and by 2010 black pertange in crofton middle school was 14% and 5 years ago it was only 6 percent.Then crofton was known for something else.........GANG VIOLENCE do to the murder of a 14 year old and now crofton has becomed the earlier stages of how bowie was well yeah you know what I'm saying

Do to crofton being more rich then other neigborhoods but let is in the news for gang violence it has many enemies like odenton,Bowie,Gambrills and edgewater but we don't really give a fuck about edgewater cause they are just abunch of racist rednecks.We have 5 schools crofton elementary and crofton woods,meadows,nan tucket,and are middle school but yet we don't have a high school?????
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by jonsmash1234 February 26, 2011
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crowl

Wow, that guy is such a crowl
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The Crowley's

When you're shit turns green due to untreated VD
1. Yo Katie I just shat a Crowley

2. Man! you're full of the Crowley's
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Lara Croft Effect

When playing a computer game and despite pressing all the right buttons, your character does something wrong or completely random. Typical of the Lara Croft games, even on all platforms.
Dude: Hey man you just died! You were supposed to jump over the gap! Why did you dive into it?

Non-dude: Hey man! Don't get at me! That's the Lara Croft Effect!
by The_Dudeman October 19, 2010
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Creflo

A very misunderstood man, Very wise in his ways, a man who believes poverty will do just what it has already done...kill people. A man who doesn't care about what others think of him, a man who is more concerned about the truth. A man who would help those who have slandered his name. A man who doesn't talk about others, but they talk about him. A man who is really a man, a great leader.
I spoke negative about Creflo and he still came to pray for me on my death bed; I'm alive today because God answered our prayer.
by trugurl February 28, 2011
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coofle

F- word
a disguised term for the 'eF' word.
used on forums to tell em to f off
Coofle you!

zomg! coofle coofle coofle!
coofle'n n00bs
by g4m3rl4nd January 9, 2007
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