The Crispy Jack

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

by Glovehands April 20, 2009

doodoo crispy

A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.

After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.

by Awsome1 March 3, 2010

fat crispy

Another term for a really enormous joint.

"Dude, we have so much weed!
"What are you waiting for, roll a fat crispy!"

by Hikari-san June 15, 2007

crispy dick

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

lip crispies

When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.

Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"

by J_Creezy February 11, 2010

Extra Crispy

being really high off some really potent marijuana

dude that weed is awesome i'm extra crispy

by bigbob420 July 15, 2009

Crispy Ninja

A sexual act where the Male, (henceforth referred to as the "ninja") surprises his unsuspecting mate in a stealthy manner. This tricky maneuver must be performed whilst penetrating doggy style. The ninja pulls out and simultaneously spits on the females back to mimic the ejaculation process. As the unsuspecting female turns around to proposition a cuddle session, the ninja must judo chop her in the jugular in a violent manner, strong enough to knock his counterpart out. Once the female is rendered unconscious, the ninja must release his ninja-like load into her hair. He must then sneak away quickly enough so that the girl awakens with an unfamiliar crispy substance in her hair, and an extremely stiff neck.

Luke: Ron totally crispy ninja-ed that broad from the bar last.

Nester: Who was that girl again?

Luke: You know, that Hannah girl.

Nester: She got what she deserved.

by Sasha Leo January 18, 2010