Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Crisp

Anything that looks good and clean. Usually nothing but the best from the best.

Damn bro that butt job is crisp.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

the crisps

An Australian term (usually from the Brisbane area) meaning good, great, excellent. An expression of satisfaction.

That movie is the crisps!

by Stumpy January 5, 2004

Crisp Ice

Crispy drink. Crisp ice is the most amazing sparkling water you can ever get. Especially Strawberry Lemonade. It is enhanced to make you sexually active. Your friend with benefits will thank Crisp Ice.

We are going to get Crisp Ice all the damn time sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Ooffffff!!!!! This is the Stuff broskiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ms.JuicyTinkles February 27, 2019

Crisp

a word that starts at the back of your mouth and ends at the front. the epitome of onomatopoeia. may also describe a piece of paper or a bill or a high five.

crisp.crisp.crisp.crisp crisp. crisp. its so satisfying I cant top saying it.

by TheBeanMan24 September 12, 2020