Criminal

A nickname for the person with a last name of crimmins. They are very smart but are very good at predicting things based of what they see. They often predict relationships of people together.

So if u have anything to hide u should be aware that a criminal will find it.

E.g. 1. mate I reckon Jacob over there has a crush on Suzan.
Eg. 2. Jake and sally will be in a relationship for sure mate.
E.g. 3. Nathan and Rebecca r bound to be Together when they’re older

Beware of a criminal they will find everything

by Doorfrog March 5, 2019

Criminalism

You cant go in the place with the shit that you wanna take but you can get in there and usually the choice that gets picked is to hop in and take that shit.

Is this criminalism??

by Ak40Xan October 12, 2019

poop criminal

One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.

Deviant: Would you like some fries

with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Criminally Tweakin'

When you checkin out the motives of everyone around you in every environment you be in even if they aint plottin for you you could see it getting to you anyway

She criminally Tweakin' so hard right now

by Maridonna Bechina June 25, 2020

Criminality

Of what crime is he guilty?

Hym "The only crime he's guilty of is fucking your daughter. That's not criminality, it's your daughter cheating on her husband. And it's typical for her excuse to be 'the marriage was over before the divorce.' No. It wasn't. You cheated. That's the same shit that EVERY cheating whore of a wife says after it's revealed that they cheated before a divorce. You're a slut. "

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Criminal

A black man.

D Piddy: Lebron rames is such a criminal. Last week he robbed the walmart down the street.

by ReTaRdFaGgOt July 3, 2025