I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 19, 2003

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

cookie crisp

A delicious chocolatey cookie cereal

At first you taste the chocolate, then you taste the cookie, then the crisp, then the corn.

by Anne February 9, 2004

cookie dough

What a femboi fox's ass tastes like

Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?

by a can of arizona iced tea September 26, 2018

The Cookie Game

A group of males gather around a cookie and all masturbate as quickly as they can, aiming at the cookie. The last person to cum if forced to eat the cookie.

I would rather kill myself than lose at the Cookie Game

by T--Money August 28, 2006

cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.

Check out the cookie duster on Brad!

by Dave July 17, 2005