The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"

XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!

by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

Last day of console

Cant get shit on, on yo last day of console

You can kill me it’s my last day of console

by Korrin11 November 5, 2020

console

function dictio(win){

return "console." + win.ie8 + "!"}
var ie8="log(internetExplore)";
var rosesAndLollipops=ie8;

2:console.log(1:aj.log(dictio(rosesAndLollipops)))

by AJ2023 October 21, 2023

That's no consolation

No me going to prison is not consolation for you and YOU KNOW is isn't that for the parents. Do what I'm telling to you or YOU are doing that TO THEM with me. Whether you want to or not.

Hym "That's no consolation for the parents. So you go fuck yourself and quit being obtuse because they don't want to pay for it and I will make them if you don't do it to the fucking cripple."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

Rust Console

Rust Console is one of the most competitive games on console.

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Join ProjectJackalope they have the best Rust Console community servers

by !THEJACKJACKALOPE November 29, 2023

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.

Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.

by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024