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Absolute UNIT of a Twitch streamer at https//:www.Twitch.TV/ConneldJonneld
He's pretty Damn funny too.
Also See: The Conneld Effect
He's pretty Damn funny too.
Also See: The Conneld Effect
Person 1:Aye, did you see CJs stream LST night?
Person 2: Yeah ConneldJonneld really went wide putin on us huh?
Person 2: Yeah ConneldJonneld really went wide putin on us huh?
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Get the Billy Connolly mug.Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.
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"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
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What caused Stallion Cornell to become a troll legend? As the story has it, when Stallion Cornell discovered the poster known as Languatron, he felt compelled to create the identity of "Joe Smig". Smig was an employee of Universal Studios and sent to the web to confound Languatron. Smig ended up creating an entire cottage industry of Smig trolls on the SciFi.com Galactica board: June Smig, JoBob Smig and Smiglett. When faced with inspiring a small legion of trolls, Cornell showed his true character by creating another false identity and announcing the "death" of Joe Smig, leaving the rest of SciFi.com to deal with his bogus "family".
But this didn't stop Stallion Cornell from creating more troll handles. He went on to create many, many more. And he's still at it today. Kwen Winslow, Viper Fred and Viper Hank are some of his most recent troll creations. Having been banned from places like Cinescape, where Cornell attempted to not only fight with Languatron but also tried to con the membership into believing there was a Dutch TV show called "Gref Dafflebaum", Cornell remains a thorn in the side of legitimate message board owners. Cornell is additionally known for posing as a lawyer for Paramount Pictures and for trying to put up a non-existant lunch box for sale on e-Bay.
Stallion Cornell remains a legend in the history of trolldom.
What caused Stallion Cornell to become a troll legend? As the story has it, when Stallion Cornell discovered the poster known as Languatron, he felt compelled to create the identity of "Joe Smig". Smig was an employee of Universal Studios and sent to the web to confound Languatron. Smig ended up creating an entire cottage industry of Smig trolls on the SciFi.com Galactica board: June Smig, JoBob Smig and Smiglett. When faced with inspiring a small legion of trolls, Cornell showed his true character by creating another false identity and announcing the "death" of Joe Smig, leaving the rest of SciFi.com to deal with his bogus "family".
But this didn't stop Stallion Cornell from creating more troll handles. He went on to create many, many more. And he's still at it today. Kwen Winslow, Viper Fred and Viper Hank are some of his most recent troll creations. Having been banned from places like Cinescape, where Cornell attempted to not only fight with Languatron but also tried to con the membership into believing there was a Dutch TV show called "Gref Dafflebaum", Cornell remains a thorn in the side of legitimate message board owners. Cornell is additionally known for posing as a lawyer for Paramount Pictures and for trying to put up a non-existant lunch box for sale on e-Bay.
Stallion Cornell remains a legend in the history of trolldom.
Stallion Cornell has become an internet legend. Not content with being one person on the internet, he's been, at best count, at least 40 different "individuals" on the web.
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