Computard

Someone who is computer illiterate

Man you're such a computard, don't you know how to copy and paste.

by Axerty November 1, 2004

computer

the square thing ur staring deep within

Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!

by mine...who me?.... no me! October 19, 2007

Computer callus

A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.

Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callus.

by Hollydollie August 21, 2009

Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

by user26 January 13, 2011

Computer Illiterate

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To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.

The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.

This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs

Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?

Johnny: Wah?

Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.

Johnny: Wah?

by Unknown [to an extent] December 28, 2005

my computer

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.

I love my computer.

by the only smart person December 20, 2017

computa

1. Slang term for computer
2. tightest beer bong ever
3. Something that needs to be helped
4. funny GI Joe spoof on ebaumbsworld

1. lets put some games on your new computa
2. I just fuckin bonged 3 beers on computa
3. Help computa
4. did you see that GI Joe computa video on ebaumsword

by Dagnast February 22, 2005