Columbian Room

A euphemism for a place, usually a bathroom within a bar or pub, in which people recreationally use Cocaine.

Jesus, we’ve only had 2 pints. How the hell has he already visited the Columbian Room?

by XXX_Harambe_XXX October 4, 2025

Columbian Special

Usually used in the workplace. The act of filling one's rectum with cocaine, then waiting for the perfect moment to fart it out into someone's eyes. This is a defensive mechanism primarily used by wealthy stock brokers, or gay "bottoms" in a crisis.

Damn did you see Craig Columbian Special that guy?
Yeah man hes one crazy mother fucker.

by CraigIsInnocent September 8, 2016

Columbian Drugmule

a sexual act of pouring cola in yo homies ass; sticking your cock in his anal region, sucking the coke out of his ass, and spitting it in his nose

Gave Terry the “Columbian Drugmule” last night, he did the alaskan spit dragon on me later that day.

by BigChuckmcCluck December 13, 2021

Columbian Dancing Dust

Synonym for cocaine.

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023

Columbian Car Ride

a columbian car ride is when you and 4 other people sit in a car and you all each have a joint . bong or blunt each . you roll all the windows up and get retarded as hell.

me and my friends got in the car pulled into the back yard so the cops could not see the car . and then from there every one in the car starts burning . This is a columbian car ride.

by pure glass April 19, 2013

columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

pre-columbian release

When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus

After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.

by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018