It's time to fucking collect

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- It's time to fucking collect!

by Joe-288 July 22, 2008

Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum

Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.

by Opium Den February 26, 2009

Jizz Collector

I man that keeps all his cum in a bottle.

Man i heard Beatrice is a Jizz Collector

by titfuck69 April 20, 2009

connecticut divorce

Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.

Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.

by Bob Jamomony April 1, 2008

Collective Guilt

Collective guilt is defining guilt that is shared by a group of people over an act or actions that is seen as shameful. It is not talked about, but does manifest.

Afrikaners of South Africa have a collective guilt over Apartheid. So do the Germans on the Holocaust.

by Bob_jhb May 6, 2006

Connecticunt

N: Generalized term for a resident of Connecticut......the most genuine Connecticunts are so ignorant and belligerent that they think Connecticunt is a compliment.

See masshole

WHAT THE HELL that fucking connecticunt just cut me off!

by gabthebomb October 12, 2010

friend collector

A person, who on Facebook, just makes "add friend" requests and will have over 150 "friends", but never posts updates on their page nor makes comments on other pages. They are essentially a boring ghost who bothers people with friend requests.

Marc: "Did you get a request from Julie to be a friend?"

Jenn: "I did, but I rejected her because she is just a friend collector."

by CordeliaJaxxon April 18, 2009