Coldplay

A pretty shit band

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this

by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020

Coldplayed

When you are caught publicly with the wrong person at the wrong time. Entered the internet lexicon in July 2025 when Andy Byron was caught having an affair on a kiss camera.

Rob got coldplayed at the fraternity party. Needless to say, his penis was caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

by TheClu1ch July 20, 2025

coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.

The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 24, 2025

Coldplayed

Adj: a way to describe the act of being caught having an affair

I can’t believe that CEO got coldplayed and became a meme.

by anonymous July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

To be caught or called out for doing something or being with someone you should not.

The CEO was coldplayed on the kiss cam with his mistress at a concert.

by J Wub July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.

Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."

They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.

Did you hear Jeffrey got Coldplayed at the Lakers game last night and now he's getting a divorce?

by Jacaranda July 19, 2025

Coldplaying

Your significant other, spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend gets caught cheating on you, anywhere but more so on social media.

Damn bro... your girl is Coldplaying you.

You got Coldplayed last night
I was at a concert last night and saw your husband hugging on another lady. Gurl.. he is Coldplaying you.

Bro.. you better be careful, I heard your girl is a Coldplayer
Coldplay, Coldplaying, Coldplayer, Coldplayed

by Captain1969 July 20, 2025