Coldplayed

When you get caught with your side piece out in public, and it ends up going viral since you acted like a fool.

"Man, did you see the game last night?"
"Yeah, that dude just ducked like he wasn't on the Jumbotron."
"He coldplayed, and now his wife's gonna get everything. She's a classy lady and deserves it."

by HolySonOfABiscut July 20, 2025