CoD Addict

Someone who spends all their time playing one of the various versions of the video game Call of Duty, typically Call of Duty 4 or newer games.

Characterized by their favor for profanity and often distinct homosexuality, they differ from their past incarnations as 'Halo gamers' because of all of their jargon. They often use words such as 'Prestige', 'noobtube', and 'no-scope'.

They are also known to buy a new Call of Duty game every year and claim that it is "The best game ever" which is in effect a paradox because there can only be one "best game ever".

Guy 1: *Sigh* I'm really bored...

Guy 2's Mom: What's wrong? Didn't you come over to hang out with junior?

Guy 1: Yeah but he's upstairs being a CoD Addict...

Guy 2: YEAH!!! HEADSHOT, EAT THAT!!!

by ThePaleGuy December 14, 2010

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cod ww2

What may be the game to revive the Call of Duty series. It also makes for a very good joke.

Guy:" I'm so exited for WW2"
Other Guy: "Me to!"
Guy" Ya cod ww2 is going to be great.
Other guy: "Oh. You mean the game.

by Supersoilder55 April 19, 2018

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cod points

Only faggots buy these

Jason is such a faggot, he bought cod points last night!

by Crack Sandwich December 29, 2017

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cod domes

to have somebody (preferably a girl) suck you off while you're playing call of duty online

Jon: Adam, man, why'd you go 0-20??!
Adam: Sorry, bro, couldn't concentrate. My girlfriend was giving me cod domes.

by clutch_city92 February 24, 2010

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COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.

“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”

by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020

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