cocoa channel

The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame

I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

cocoa plum

When a thumb is inserted into the butt and comes out covered in a ball of poo, that is considered a cocoa plum.

How did Derrick end up with pink eye?

He was banging a girl last week and forgot to clean his cocoa plum.

by sheriff tony February 20, 2025

Cocoa Pile

Trinidadian slang referring to descendants of Spanish (and in some cases European), African, and often Native American (Carib) people. They are most easily distinguishable by hair (often straighter than average African hair but still negro in nature) and complexion which ranges from fair, rosy red to deep 'copper colour' bronze.

Yuh see dem cocoa pile dem, dey doh get sick nah; healthy and strong from start to finish.

by c_reis007 September 21, 2020

cocoaing

The act of drinking hot cocoa among friends

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I will be cocoaing with Alvaro."

by Younginer December 18, 2008

Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.

Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉

by A foodie November 24, 2021

Cocoa Mountain

Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.

by Axemore April 18, 2020

Cocoa-Cola

Hot chocolate spiked wif "Da Real Deal".

Both of America's most-popular "muddy brown" beverages --- da steaming wintertime drink and da "classic crimson bottle" soda --- have a heavy dose of stimulants in them even when imbibed separately, but if you combine them and then guzzle da resulting "mixed drink", you'll get such a massive jolt from said "Cocoa-Cola" dat it may send you straight into orbit!

by QuacksO June 6, 2023