Cocoa Mountain

Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.

by Axemore April 18, 2020

cocoa wash

The Spanish term for brain-washing.

I told Marco I went to a weird church and he said "church will cocoa wash you".

by Avery Savina April 20, 2008

cocoa channel

The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame

I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

cocoaing

The act of drinking hot cocoa among friends

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I will be cocoaing with Alvaro."

by Younginer December 18, 2008

Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.

Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉

by A foodie November 24, 2021

cocoa plum

When a thumb is inserted into the butt and comes out covered in a ball of poo, that is considered a cocoa plum.

How did Derrick end up with pink eye?

He was banging a girl last week and forgot to clean his cocoa plum.

by sheriff tony February 20, 2025

Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.

Cocoa bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉

by A foodie November 24, 2021