Poop coat

The long skid mark on the back of a jacket

Steve, you have a poop coat going there

by Nick97747473 February 23, 2018

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 14, 2020

Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."

"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."

by Cato the Lesser December 02, 2020

dogs in coats

Multiple dogs in coats

Woah, did you see those dogs in coats?

by Dogs in coats February 20, 2021

hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

by Csm1967 November 11, 2013

poofy coat

A coat worn for very cold weather that usually contains down feathers and is of a large volume.

Pat got his poofy coat all muddy when he took his jeep offroading.

by jarrrod May 14, 2009

blue coat

People who shy away from conventional medical treatments: chemotherapy, radiation, drugs etc and cure their cancers with nutrition and maintaining an alkaline diet. The name is used in opposition to the "white coats" such as the doctors and nurses.

The blue coat movement is a powerful trend that the medical and pharmaceutical industries do not want to progress.

She is a blue coat and followed the holistic approach to healing her cancer.

by iron skillet soup April 26, 2016