As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.
by DamianFoye October 18, 2006

a large clitoris that resembles a rhinoceros' horn
by Rihana69 June 27, 2012

When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.
by Swizzdabizz January 16, 2010

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...
by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.
by Jeff D April 19, 2003

Someone, usually male, who is sexually inadequate and possibly has a tiny dick and is something of stranger to women's best friend that is the clitoris and couldn't find a G-spot on a radar.
Lad; "Hey baby, how about a good time?"
Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"
Lass; "Why don't you fuck off to whatever little fucking sewer you crawled out of you sad, pathetic, smelly, borderline queer little Clit-tard!"
by Hector Knox July 9, 2006

Steve: "Man, there's nothing going on tonight. I think I'm just gonna stay in."
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"
Billy: "You gonna stay home, pop in a couple of porns and spank the clit?"
Steve: "Is there something wrong with that?!"
by stockman09 November 12, 2010
