Classic Morritt

A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.

Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt

by megatarsal October 25, 2012

Ian Classic

Saying you have a girlfriend but she doesn't even live in the same continent.

Hey man I got a Girlfriend!
Finally Man, Congrats! Where does she live!
South Africa, I Love Her!!!
Man, Shut you dumb ass up! Legit Ian Classic bro.

by Saccccrrrrdddd October 10, 2021

Zdubbb classic

The act of throwing a big pot or healing item at your enemies in Fortnite

Zach: I’m so dead (proceeds to button mash and accidentally throws a shield pot at enemy player)

Mikey: not the zdubbb classic lol

by TurtleTavern January 9, 2023

Classic AF

Workplace appropriate version of "classic as fuck"

Belinda: Grant is totally grinding my gears, they should fire his ass!

Graeme: Classic AF

Mel: Boo Yah!

by Tiphphan-e December 26, 2011

Classic Rudy

When your friend does/says something so inexplicably stupid the only available response is "Classic Rudy" *said whilst sighing*.

"Did you hear john wrote an email to the council complaining about tier 2 lockdown, Classic Rudy."

by positively decent October 15, 2020

classic 10

A very standard breakfast plate including bacon, eggs, hash browns or potatoes and toast. Most people have had this before and find it okay, but if you're a special person, you may choose to order it every time you go out to brunch.

For Amy's 40th birthday brunch we were brainstorming what you serve, but decided to stick to the classic 10 because it's her favorite.

by MrMatlock October 4, 2020

The Leo Classic

When you’re making out with a vagina’d individual and you give them an affectionate ‘lil slap on the cooch.

“I was making out with Amy last night and I really escalated things by giving her The Leo Classic!”

by Dawg87 June 25, 2023