Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.

Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020

The Leo Classic

When you’re making out with a vagina’d individual and you give them an affectionate ‘lil slap on the cooch.

“I was making out with Amy last night and I really escalated things by giving her The Leo Classic!”

by Dawg87 June 25, 2023

classic 10

A very standard breakfast plate including bacon, eggs, hash browns or potatoes and toast. Most people have had this before and find it okay, but if you're a special person, you may choose to order it every time you go out to brunch.

For Amy's 40th birthday brunch we were brainstorming what you serve, but decided to stick to the classic 10 because it's her favorite.

by MrMatlock October 4, 2020

Classic Morritt

A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.

Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt

by megatarsal October 25, 2012

Classic AF

Workplace appropriate version of "classic as fuck"

Belinda: Grant is totally grinding my gears, they should fire his ass!

Graeme: Classic AF

Mel: Boo Yah!

by Tiphphan-e December 26, 2011

Zdubbb classic

The act of throwing a big pot or healing item at your enemies in Fortnite

Zach: I’m so dead (proceeds to button mash and accidentally throws a shield pot at enemy player)

Mikey: not the zdubbb classic lol

by TurtleTavern January 9, 2023

classic whovian

Fans of the older generation of Doctor Who, starting from the 1st Doctor to the 8th Doctor.

George: ....Why is he wearing a trench coat with a long scarf? *Points at John*
Alice: Oh, he's a Classic Whovian!
George: Who?
Alice: Doctor Who; He's a fan of the 4th Doctor, Tom Baker.
John: Want a jelly baby?

by Speedygal December 10, 2013