A cuban cigar burn is an exotic sex move when a man ejaculates on anothers arm, and not cleaning it off, making an unusual rash on it.
by swagina June 17, 2012
Jersey Girl: I have to take a dump and I don't feel like walking up to the municipal building"
Bruce Springsteen: "Just jump in and take an Atlantic City cigar Ride
Bruce Springsteen: "Just jump in and take an Atlantic City cigar Ride
by beebsb September 1, 2016
by Seles April 5, 2011
1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.
Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?
by KimYongEel December 7, 2009
The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".
by rccg94 July 24, 2009
A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"
After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar
by snoop a loop June 20, 2005
When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.
by Mr C. December 11, 2003