A true Australian icon and legend. An author, stand over man and intellectual. Cut his own ears off while in prison. A yuppies worst nightmare. Eric Banna portrayed him in the film "Chopper".
"Get them ears off."
"They had to re-stitch his anal webbing."
"Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief."
Chopper Read, Australia salutes you!
"They had to re-stitch his anal webbing."
"Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief."
Chopper Read, Australia salutes you!
by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018
Get the Chopper Readmug. When having anal sex with woman the man would flail thier penis on her buttocks in a clockwise motion simulating a chopper.
She better let me crack a cold one with the boys or else in gonna have to give her a Doodoo chopper.
by Robert, Steve and Daniel June 12, 2017
Get the Doodoo choppermug. person 1: that girl right there bomb! but she got sumthin.
person 2: real talk?
person 3: real choppers.
person 2: real talk?
person 3: real choppers.
by likeeduhh! May 3, 2008
Get the Real Choppersmug. When a man with the last name Reyes sits in a sex swing, gets twisted around and around until the is no slack in the swing harness, released spinning wildly down onto a fist(real or faux)
Josh and his wife really enjoy doing the Reyes chopper to celebrate his new fondness for spinning and getting fisted.
by MauiWowy March 7, 2019
Get the reyes choppermug. by nevtooold December 2, 2017
Get the half choppermug. Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!
by Dave April 25, 2003
Get the Ski Choppermug. by kylethedestroyer March 6, 2009
Get the baby choppermug.