Choban

Choban is sheep guardian. In past, dull and rude boys were chobans. They lived in mountains and come to villages only few times a year. Today, we have many people with social and intelectual skills of choban, so we use that word often.

Ivan je choban.
Ivan is dull, stupid and don't know how to behave properly.

by El Kopito April 19, 2004

chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006

Chode Fingers

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.

Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!

by Upgrayded November 13, 2009

Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....

#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick

by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010

Chode warmer

A part of the anatomy used to warm a chode, most commonly a vagina, but not exclusively. On occasion the term is used more generally to refer to a female homosapien.

I really want to go snowboarding this weekend, but my chode warmer would throw a fit.

by John Maxfield February 7, 2012

Chode Belt

A chode so wide that it can extend around a man's waist

joe: hey phil did you jack off yesterday?
phil: naw dude, i gotta chode belt
joe: EW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by billie boy May 10, 2014

Big Mama Chode

A fat ass bitch with the attitude of your gf on her period and built like a chode

Damn, that bitch is such a Big Mama Chode.

by bobbymcbobbington2169 January 11, 2019