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ChipotlJob

The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)
Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!
by YeahIWannaa July 15, 2009
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Chipotled

When you buy cooked food that poisons you you've been chipotled.
by RodondoNeal April 13, 2019
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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021
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chipotel

Noun
1. An insult towards someone that no one wants to be around.
2. A nonchalant way to hint that someone is obese/fat.
3. Someone who eats a lot of fast food; probably from Chipotle.
Lauren: Did you see all the fat on his body giggle when he walked into McDonald's?

Bella: Yes I did, he's such a chipotel!
by lovedon'thate April 6, 2010
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Chipotlephilia

A condition where one is hopelessly addicted to food from a chipotle restaurant. Once you bite, it's easy to get reeled in.
She has gotten food at chipotle every day this week! Definitely a case of chipotlephilia.
by Nori Nuggets March 15, 2011
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chipotlesm

Different from "Chipotlegasm", the state of having explosive diarrhoea after having a Chipotle burrito/taco.
"Ah....oohh....ah, I think I have chipotlesm, my shit is fucking runny!
by stupidegg September 27, 2022
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Chipotlit

YASSSS ITS CHIPOTLIT!!!! *New York voice*
by tharealvnasty May 24, 2014
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