chickenshits influenza

Virus that spreads easily but is too afraid to manifest.

1. I have the chickenshits influenza and I'm afraid to manifest my destiny.

2. I'm so sick with chickenshit influenza that I can never tell my boss the real plan. I'll just spread it through daily contact with coworkers.

by tieganluv January 15, 2010

Chicketti

Cutest person alive, who will do anything for anyone. she is not afraid of a challenge and she is very athletic(: she also is not a slut and probably hasnt even kissed anyone..

do you think she would kiss me...
nahhh probably not, she looks like a chicketti

by kbaabe22 October 25, 2010

Chicket

Coat check ticket.

"Hold my chicket. I'm so drunk I'll probably lose it."

by Chicken Donuts October 13, 2012

chickens foot

When you're banging a chicken and you rip off it's foot and glue it to your head making you look like a unicorn.

I did a chickens foot the other day.

by ALARGEPHALLUS May 31, 2016

two chickens

The shrewdest, stingiest and lowest price you could ever bargain with.

Rolf: {while determining price for two eels} I will give you...two chickens.
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!

by BakedBroodle November 10, 2011

that's a lot of chickens

what kids say when they see ducks at 10pm

"that's a lotta chickennns"

"ducks mate ducks
nah that's a lot of chickens!!!!

by I'm a doctor97 October 15, 2018

chickens

Dollars. Usually used by chihuahua-toting gay men in West Hollywood.

"So, anyways I was at Rage, which, by the way, is a total rip. There were no hot guys there, and I spent like 40 chickens on two Vanilla Stoli and cokes and I didn't even catch a buzz."

by Holden McKock July 22, 2006