Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

by FromtheVCdays December 4, 2010

chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.

You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008

chopped up like a bag of dough

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.

Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!

by Jtizzle01 February 8, 2010

chopped dick kink

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick

Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)

by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017

chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .

yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.

by healthhoes November 22, 2017

Slap Chopped

When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth

Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon

by MouseXIII June 16, 2010

Chipped Beef

Chipped Beef is recognized by the hanging loose of an anus. This is common in gay men who participate in a lot of gay sex. Similar to chipped ham.

Matt has some serious chipped beef, he should lay off the gay sex.

by J_FLIZZLE December 14, 2008