The Clapper

When you slap a girl with your dick twice then shut the lights off

I finished off by giving her the clapper and went to bed.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.

Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper

by Jemima True January 26, 2021

Coochie clappers

McKenna, Tierney, Malia, and Jennas friend group. every time they see each other they find a Coochie and destroy it.

Example- friend ”did you see the coochie clappers today they looked so cool!”

You “I know they get all the coochie!!!”

by slutfotharry February 9, 2021

Coochie clappers

McKenna, Tierney, Malia, and Jennas friend group. every time they see each other they find a Coochie and destroy it.

Example- friend ”did you see the coochie clappers today they looked so cool!”

You “I know they get all the coochie!!!”

by slutfotharry February 9, 2021

Slipper Clapper

When you are that crazy (out of your mind, actual lost it mukka, death very soon)

He’s Actual lost it, a pure slipper clapper

by Anastinkspoo June 17, 2021

Meat Clappers

When she has a fat ass

She got them meat clappers

by Vertex December 10, 2021

Ass clapper

When someone rips a giant fart and the shock waves result in a clapping sound as it smacks the cheeks

While sitting at the bar Will looked over at the boys and said he's got an absolute ass clapper brewing right now.

by MasterBlaster6548 March 2, 2022